
I started branching out and searching for blogs that focused on things I thought might be interesting. I have particularly sophisticated and somewhat unique interests: how to lose weight fast without dieting or exercise, how to make a lot of money without working, and how to knock back a bottle of wine in one night without suffering from a hangover the next day.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Come on, get on board with the rest of us and start getting interested in something like ancient Yugoslavian pottery and following the collections of obscure ethnic games.” Sorry, not for me. You don’t get a link either.
Looking for blogs and then blogging became its own interest, and like anyone with any new interest, I started talking about it. I talk about blogs: what I learn on blogs, interesting blogs, the photography on blogs, and I talked about maybe writing a blog.
Here's what everyone says that drives me nuts: “Where do you find the time for that?” Two or three people said something like, “Oh I don’t think I would want to spend my time doing that.” A few others said, “Oh, I just don’t have the time.”
Most people would interpret the above as the following: “Where do you find the time for that?” or “Oh, I don’t think I would want to spend my time doing that,” or “Oh, I just don’t have the time.”
I haven’t mentioned yet that I am a master at translating the English language. This is what they are really saying: “OH. MY. GOD. I cannot believe you waste time doing something stupid like that on a computer. My time is spent in far more valuable ways doing very important things. I am superior to you in every way.”


Okay, it’s out. If I could work the remotes, I might not blog. That's not to say I'm going back. I'm bloggin'. My house is a mess, my clothes are dirty, the remotes are strewn across the back yard, and I've got a ton of work. But apparently, I've also got plenty of time.
Yeah, there's a calculator in there too.
6 comments:
The calculator is for figuring out how much time you have saved by blogging instead of other less savory and MUCH MUCH more time consuming activities.
we all have 24 hours in a day...it what we do with it that matters
I don't know. I think JAF may be one of the chosen...... 26 hours in a day definitely sets you apart from the rest of the mortals. I mean... look at that photo! She has the eye glint of a God.
hilarious. you are superior. nicely done.
All in all, blogging is pretty innocuous way to spend time, though I do hope that in that almost hour you did spend blogging that you at least drank more than that half a glass of wine. If you are going to be SMC's friend, you gotta step it up!
type...sip...type...sip sip sip....type.....not to worry!
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